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O.O HOLY CRIZAP IT'S A WEB BLOG FROM NEMO! O.O

no seriously...it really is..though you may not believe it i'm actually blogging...well..my computer won't let me on myspace so what else am i supposed to do?..i'm sunburned with nowhere to go...oh yea..word of advice..don't put cold water on your sunburn and then jump in a hot shower..drastic temperature change..painful....not my smartest idea..

and some confusing things..why can i not land a kickflip on my board but land them consecutively on a wal-mart board?..i think it's you're fault..no not you..the one behind you...the one with the lazy eye....no......who cares if there's a wall inbetween you?..they're still there....rawr...

ha..we found a kitty..some chick threw the kitty like 30 feet...and it has half of a toe...it's kind of creepy..come over and look!..XD..no seriously..noe of it's toes just decayed away or something..and now it's staring at me....it's not looking away.....still staring...ha!..something else caught its attention...bwahahahahha!..eat it cooper (le kitty)..but..yea..if you're reading this and want a kitty with half of a toe missing...then it's yours..XD..

oh yea...betty told me to post..XD...well here ya go betty..you know what happens everytime someone tells me to post..

everyone...betty...is gay..yup..she's still in the closet...i bet if she was a dude she would tap brittani..but sadly she's not..so she has to make sweet love to her instead...which burns the whole time in betty's case so she's basically screwed...in 2 different ways.....her and her poser shoes..XD....but..yea.i'm pretty sure anyone in their right mind doesn't want to read all of this rambling...because if they did then i should probably bite them..ha..ha....i wonder how many people i've bitten in the last two weeks...-scratches chin-..i almost bit mo...i'm pretty sure i bit kelsey...ha..ha..i bit betty's bum..and almost brittani's..their fault for not letting me out from under the picnic table..oh yea....i bit brittani's thumb while i was under there...yes it sounds ilke underwear but now is not the time..XD...and i'm pretty sure there were more but i'm having too much fun playing with my sunburn...now it's white..now it's red...ha..over and over..i can make a disappearing turkey!..ha..XD...

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Am i the only one that's curious about the pineapple?!

you people don't tell me to post on here enough..because you all suck..ha..that's the only way i'm going to post...finally i got betty to tell me to post...in which case..

you're gay betty..so ha....

no..jus tkidding..betty is a good friend..even though she's a poser/conformist..

and now you expect thank you's...pssh...i'm royalty..i'm up there with chuck norris....okay that was wrongof me to say..no human is up there with chuck norris..but i'm close..

kind of like when jesus was having the best week ever..in the most popular guy polls he was up in the top 3 with brad pitt and william hung...darn that william hung....he haunts my dreams ...and...your face..

chris misses his guitar...everyone say rawr to the kitty....

oh yea...and telling a person to act out his first time on a rollercoaster and then telling the audience that it's his first time on the toilet.....not...nice.....i was wondering why everyone was laughing so hard..it wasn't funny enough for people to be on the ground....buuut..when you puke on somebody/cry/laugh/scream/ and fly out and land on someone...all while being on a toilet...well....i'm not saying anymore..XD..

well..everyone say goodbye to this post..because it's ending...but like every good post..

(insert name here) is gay

oh...betty is gay..ha.../poser/conformist..but she's a good betty..yes she is...-rubs betty's belly......which isn't fat-..

i'm gonna make a poll on that..and you'll be proven wrong..ha!..

oh yea...i don't remember calling you this..but..no mo poser...mo no no mo...you said it wrong mo!...it's mo no no mo mo no no mo mo no no mo mo no no mo..whoa..you can type that all with one hand..XD...awesome!...oh..wait..wait..i have to get all mo on this one..."athsome!"..."that wash sho w(spits)icked athsome"..yes...i know where you got that..ha!..

and luke..you suck..XD..ditch church fun for your girlfriend..who could've gone there too...you're getting bit for that....rawr...and rawr again..you missed me screaming...as nathan said...i almost ate people!...ha...less fun for you...but...in our terms hanging with your girlfriend.....more "the fun" for you......because she had menchi at her house..ha..you thought i was being bad...but i wasn't..menchi is the bad one...putting itself over people's heads...i know it looked down my shirt...

wow..wasn't this post supposed to end way up there ?^^^^...

DAMNIT TRUDY! WHAT ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE?!

okay i'm done...

rawr..

-punk rock nemo-

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Kelsey is gay

kelsey wanted me to post..so here kelsey..i posted..and you're gay..very gay

i had fun at the dance kelsey..where i danced...with other girls...and one guy..

save a horse..ride a kenny..

but betty didn't go...because she's a whore.....whore...

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-punk rock nemo-

kelsey's gay

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Good to the last chris ~_^

again with the gayness of not being able to just type in htmls..rawr....i can see my veins..^_^...XD..they're all pokey and i don't know why..-pokes veins-..haha..

finally!..somebody was for eskimo kisses!..i gave like three!.XD..but then they called them gay so no more for her...rawr...

you people should get a myspace..because myspace rocks...much harder than xanga..that's right..xanga..sucks..just like our president's face..XD..no seriously -_-..i just finished watching farhenhait 9/11 or however you spell it....dude..if you people have not watched it..then get a day job..and that job will be making a more moving movie than that.hahha..moving movie..oh..anyways...you w on't!..so ha!..some guy had his nap interrupted by the FBI for saying that george dubya bush was a bumhole because he's out bombing countries....well bush..you are a bumhole..sendem after me!..i don't take naps!.ha!....okay yes i do and i'll be grumpy if you wake me up..rawr..XD.it was great..micheal moore was trying to get congressman to unlist their children into the army..XD.they ran away from him..it was hilarious...now i know the meaning of B.Y.O.B even more thorough... but anyways..

hey everyone..i have a joke for you..how does bush know for sure that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?..he has the receipt!..-everyone laughs-..oh wait..i'm in wickes..-everyone attacks chris-..ha..no..no..i'm kidding....but it was hilarious because a congress guy said "we know iraq has weapons of mass destruction.they're in that area in iraq"..XD!!..c'mon..even republicans would laugh at that..it's freaking great..anyways..away from politics..

ha..i have kelsey's circa survive and from first to last cd's...heck yes..O.O..i'm gonna go get them...be right back...wait.....i don't know where they are...ha..i have them..from first to last taste..i mean...sounds good..XD..

oh..everyone..julia's side hurts.........EVERYONE LAUGH!..ha..ha..

betty is a whore..

-punk rock nemo-

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My heart is a scratch-n-sniff

rawr..i hate this.XD..i just wanna use HTMLs but nizoooo..stupid xanga you have to click things...RAWR!..i wanna be able to type in <font size= 10; color= magenta> and see some freaking pink and really big font right here</font>...rawr..oh well..

my bunny might actually get a girlfriend.XD..wow..it's doing better than i am...XD....anyways..we might take it to my friend lydia's house for a little bunny date...and sex...hot bunny sex..XD...i guess bunny sex isn't exactly hot..it's more like walking around and humping anything with a pulse...but not the point..

just incase she sees this...BETTY IS A WHORE..XD..no..no..i'm kidding....-_-..she's not at that rank yet..that's my rank..i represent..but she doesn't..that..that..cd; 20 dollar; belt; messenger bag; etc stealer..that's right..i went there..well actually it was brittani..but again..not the point..i'm pointing it towards her..ha!..oh yea.i. want my 20 dollars; cd; etc back....XD..but..anyways..it's shleepy time for nemo...so off i go..wazaa!!...laterness

-punk rock nemo-